Reviewer:
Srajan Ebaen
Financial interests: click here
Sources: 27" iMac with 5K Retina display, 4GHz quad-core engine with 4.4GHz turbo boost, 3TB Fusion Drive, 16GB SDRAM, OSX Yosemite, PureMusic 3.01, Tidal & Qobuz lossless streaming, COS Engineering D1, AURALiC Vega, Aqua Hifi Formula, Fore Audio DAISy 1, Apple iPod Classic 160GB (AIFF), Astell& Kern AK100 modified by Red Wine Audio, Cambridge Audio iD100, Pro-Ject Dock Box S Digital, Pure i20, Questyle QP1R, Soundaware D100 Pro Deluxe
Preamplifier: Nagra Jazz, Esoteric C-03, Vinnie Rossi LIO (AVC module), COS Engineering D1, Wyred4Sound STP-SE II, Octave HP700 [on review]
Power & integrated amplifiers: Pass Labs XA30.8; FirstWatt SIT1, F5, F6, F7; Crayon Audio CFA-1.2; Goldmund Job 225; Aura Note Premier; Wyred4Sound mINT; Nord Acoustics UP SE NC500MB; AURALiC Merak [on loan]; Octave RE320 [on review]
Loudspeakers: Albedo Audio Aptica; EnigmAcoustics Mythology 1; Sounddeco Sigma 2; soundkaos Wave 40; Boenicke Audio W5se; Zu Audio Druid V & Submission; German Physiks HRS-120; Eversound Essence; Rethm Bhaava [on loan], Vivid Audio Giya G4 [on review]
Cables: Complete loom of Zu Event; KingRex uArt, Zu and LightHarmonic LightSpeed double-header USB cables; Tombo Trøn S/PDIF; van den Hul AES/EBU; AudioQuest Diamond glass-fibre Toslink; Arkana Research XLR/RCA and speaker cables [on loan]; Sablon Audio Petit Corona power cords [on loan], Black Cat Cable redlevel Lupo
Power delivery: Vibex Granada/Alhambra on all components, 5m cords to amp/s + sub
Equipment rack: Artesania Audio Exoteryc double-wide 3-tier with optional glass shelves, Exoteryc Krion and glass amp stands [on loan]
Sundry accessories: Acoustic System resonators
Room: Rectangular 5.5 x 15m open floor plan with two-storey gabled ceiling, wood-sleeved steel trusses and stone-over-concrete flooring
Review component retail: $91'181 & $5'342


Crazy.
Say it out loud. C-r-a-z-y. Easy, right? Conceiving then birthing the Laminar Streamer whose gestation period exceeded even the two years of elephants meant doing it. With what at the time of writing was the one and only unit in existence, LessLoss contained the amount of crazy they had already invested until the first audiophile extremists took note to place orders. What is a laminar streamer, you ask? A properly unreasonable product all around; an SD card transport. That's it. Forget a built-in DAC, big display or HDMI output. "When you put an SD card into any mass-produced laptop, you can do a full-screen view. That is never going to happen from within the engine of our Direct Drive OS. Direct Drive OS, as you will easily hear, kills multi-tasking computers when it comes to sound quality. Otherwise we would never have bothered. So, no screen. Better yet, switch to Laminar Mode to completely disengage location tracking and all power to our small display. Then you have 3am sound at 3pm." I told you. Crazy!

Early design concept based on three interlocking circles.

With my astrological chart's six moons in Aquarius, it's of course why it had my full attention. From PureMusic to JPlay, from Audirvana to JRiver Media Center, software players that bypass an operating system's generic sound engine all go to certain lengths to disable computing threads and programs which load down your CPU yet do nothing for the actual audio. What if we could eliminate the massively paralleling OS altogether? Whilst cleaning out that attic, how about dumping the computer's noisy switch-mode power supply? Its high refresh-rate display? Its fans? Its hard drives? Heck, why not the entire computer while we're at it? Burn down the house. Such an uncompromising quest was at the heart of the Laminar Streamer. It dismissed even 'audiophile' streamers for still being nothing but repurposed computers. If one meant to transcend the breed entirely, what actually would be left to stream audio with? Get out your calculator. Start subtracting away. The one closest to zero wins.  


In the imagination of one Liudas Motekaitis—Louis Motek to those outside Lithuania—the perfect streamer would use the most barely-there operating system. G-string code. It'd boot up in 1/5th of a second with no buffering or syncing. There'd be no latency or compatibility issues. Ever. Without WiFi or Ethernet, there'd be no susceptibility to computer viruses. Not even an SD-card-carried infection would recognize LessLoss' 1'500 lines of 82KB Direct Drive code. No Trojanware could infiltrate and run itself. Then there'd be no moving parts. Period. Just so, there'd be heroic resonance control by way of a massive Panzerholz enclosure with steel divider for the power supply. There'd be 24/192kHz file support for .wav/Windows and .aiff/iOS files. A single precision clock would pair the data to his proprietary Direct Drive OS, then spit out pure digital data via coax, AES/EBU or I²S on 5-pin connector. His perfect data carrier? The FAT32-formatted SD card. Smaller than a postage stamp, 512GB cards are already available but likely overkill if one wants to keep navigation sane. LessLoss in fact recommend Toshiba Exceria Pro 16/32GB cards as the best-sounding option. Ensconced in a 24kg flying saucer enclosure of 42.3x40x16cm, this LessLoss is audiophilia's UFO alien; the golden discus of the gods. At €91'181, prospective owners will be god-like. Pulling an ancient Gilgamesh, I'd live beyond my station for a while. I'd sample a mega dose of crazy just to see what's possible when all the shackles of rhyme and reason fall away.


So... the Laminar Streamer is what happened on the lone desert road of digital minimalism toward the Promised Land. Again, this machine is nothing but a digital transport. Those who believe that digital cables sound the same; that 1s and 0s couldn't care less whether they're read off a laptop's wobbly DVD reader, top-drawer Esoteric sled, Samsung HDD or Sandisk SSD... they will simply shake their heads at this outrageous notion embedded in a composite slab. To me, it made perfect sense. On paper. And with just one unit in existence, the out-there pricing was really immaterial. Until LessLoss decided to go into formal production based on real buyer interest, this product was merely proof of concept. My curiosity was about whether in practice, Louis' extreme approach would net a demonstrable lead over my usual SSD-buffered stream off our PureMusic'd iMac; and the $1'279 Soundaware D100 Pro Deluxe, an SD card transport from the PRC with remote control. Streaming identical files, one playlist on the Mac, the other dragged'n'dropped to SD card, the first hoofing it onto the DAC via USB, the second via AES/EBU or coax, it'd be pray tell. If the laminar lead was as Louis claimed, what exactly would it demonstrate? On what audible aspects would it improve? For cynics, the entire concept is a bitter placebo pill. Digital doesn't suffer a turntable's speed instability nor its alignment variables of tonearm and cartridge, vertical tracking angle/force & Co. With any bit-perfect receipt of the binary code and a properly clocked DAC, why should a digital transport matter?


Here full enlightenment is for hardcore digital designers. For our civilian purposes, there's more than just well-recognized jitter however. Other evidence from real engineers is mounting. Any electrical noise loads down a DAC to make it work harder not smarter. Just as computer housekeeping tasks immaterial to streaming impact sound quality, so does any unnecessary work load on a D/A converter. By avoiding busy computations on the send end plus maximizing its low-noise environment with extreme mechanical inertia, the data arriving at your converter from the Laminar Streamer will be far easier to process. That's what makes your DAC sound better. At least that's how my techno peasant brain translates the various digital geek talk I've read on the subject. As you'll have gathered by now, the entire concept of the Laminar Streamer hinges on extreme minimalism. That's why there's no remote. Yet. (The Ethernet port will eventually wire to an optically decoupled IR receiver station.) That's why there's only the smallest of displays which we're still advised should be bypassed in 'laminar mode' for best results. That's why there's no on/off switch. That's why this completely overbuilt crazy thing does only one thing; but purports to do that thing more perfectly than anything else: stream digital data off an SD card to a DAC of your choice. Do you feel hoodwinked yet; or intrigued instead?